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This one is purely for the archive, having heard and and put it into my vernacular …. “I hope that when you are in hell that the devil rapes you and gives you AIDS.” … And I’m spent … Read more »
It’s like soft hotel porn, unsatisfying and sad …
This one is purely for the archive, having heard and and put it into my vernacular …. “I hope that when you are in hell that the devil rapes you and gives you AIDS.” … And I’m spent … Read more »
I think to summarize how I’ve been with women for the last 6 years or so … 8 words …
Stay Thin
Long Hair
Sex Anytime
Shut up
I know that sounds horrible, but honestly, I’d bring the moon to the earth & move the stars around for someone I cared about, but I don’t [...] Read more »
I had a series of interesting conversations with some co-workers today, including my Jason, about a very troubling (for me) topic. I have given this one thought for some time now, not realizing how troubling it was to get out. Given the knee surgery last week, I did have some time on my hands to [...] Read more »
No amount of words formed together can even begin explain my perspectives on things, least of which when it comes to my imaginary friend “Alex“. You see, “Alex” can’t be a real person. “Alex” is like a unicorn or something. I like to think “Alex” is real and act like I can see “Alex” standing [...] Read more »
Reeling from the embarrassment of Friday night, I decided to go out with a female friend who was once in the bullpen. I figured maybe I could have a drink or 5 and dispatch my new found demons. In theory, it was a good idea. 1st round of drinks and we are chatting at ‘The [...] Read more »
It always seems that the most fucked up thing in the world end up happening to me. Case and point: I have had interest with someone whom I work with for about 6 months or so. I know it’s a no-no (don’t dip your pen in the company ink) and hadn’t said anything or pursued [...] Read more »
Moving along with my Top 5 week, this installment is:
Top 5 Chicks
If I was stranded on a desert island, I’d want these any of these chicks to wreck (*special note* I just realized I have a thing for brunette’s). Read more »